I'm trouble y'all; I'm trouble now; I am trouble in your town

I had three classes this semester:
1) Governmental Accounting
2) Capstone in PA
3) Systems in PA

The last two are fine; the first one I just could not grasp. The professor kept on referring to the Full Accrual Method of accounting that "we learned in Managerial Accounting." Well, I have never had an accounting class in my life so I gave up and am now going to have to delve into the arduous process of adding a class (directed individual study) after the time has elapsed to add a class. At least my major professor has agreed to allow me drop that nefarious class and develop my own.

I have now registered for the LSAT online for October 1, 2005. The cost was $115 - not a very nice price to pay for such an unnerving task. Maybe some law schools will start to send me information now though since I filled out the demographic information on lsac.org.


WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH:
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.

2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY
BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVEAROUND

3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH
I'M EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND
CARRY ON EATING IT.

6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM
SOOOOO MUCH.

7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT
TO ME.

9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. I’VE GOT THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.

11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN, SO
I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING
ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (OR THE BATHROOM FLOOR)

15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY BUT..."

16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID IS DOWN BEFORE I SIT ON IT.

17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO
BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO
CUTDOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.

20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT
I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.